Luddite
Some of my IRC contacts write like this:
< Akilae> I told her and she
< Akilae> Was like, ``oh, my god,'' and I
< Akilae> Was like, ``oh, my god.''
These LATEX-esque Luddite quotes bother me, so I wrote a script for Irssi to replace them with real balanced quotes:
< Akilae> I told her and she
< Akilae> Was like, “oh, my god,” and I
< Akilae> Was like, “oh, my god.”
I'm aware of the irony of being an Irssi user who calls other people Luddites.